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| I think our Olympic canoeists are doing great. None have gone missing so far. |    |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympic , canoe , canoeist , missing - Current Score: 443 - Added: 5 months ago
| An old farmer's dog goes missing and he is inconsolable. His wife says to him, "why don't you put an ad in the paper to get him back". The farmer does this, but after two weeks the dog is still missing. "What did you write in the paper?" asked his wife. "Here boy," said the farmer. | |
Joke by prydwen, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged dog , wife , farmer , missing , advert - Current Score: 120 - Added: 8 months ago
| NEWS FLASH: John Darwin went missing again today. He was last seen in the prison gym on the fucking rowing machine. | |
Joke by fatface, in Celebrity and news events > John Darwin - Tagged canoeman , darwin , prison , gym , missing , canoe , row - Current Score: 87 - Added: 5 months ago
| I went down to the Missing Persons Bureau. There was nobody there. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged missing , bureau - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months ago
| Following her ordeal Magdeline Makola will be looking for bargains in the new year sales. She's never going to a car boot again though. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Celebrity and news events > Car - Tagged magdeline makola , car boot , locked , news , missing , credit crunch , sales - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 week ago
| A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, has blonde wavy hair and a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!" | |
Joke by Kristow, in Illness and mortality > Marriage - Tagged wife , husband , marriage , policeman , missing , neighbour - Current Score: 16 - Added: 2 months ago
| Seeing the recently released pictures of Madeleine McCann's bedroom in Portugal was just like looking at my holiday snaps from that summer. Minus Maddie, of course. | |
Joke by justincider, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged portugal , holiday , missing , summer - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
| Shit. I've just been arrested for wasting police time. The police have been doing a massive hunt for a missing woman and I told them I've seen her in the paper. | |
Joke by ReigatePen, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged police , missing - Current Score: 3 - Added: 3 days ago
| So it looks like the Shannon Matthews kidnapping was fixed. . . It wasn't that surpising, I mean how could a girl that ugly get any action otherwise? | |
Joke by anal_anal_anal, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , matthews , ugly , minging , slutty , smelly , whore , missing , fixed , clitoris , abuse , paedophile , anal_anal_anal - Current Score: 1 - Added: 9 months ago
| How do you know if a Korean has been in your house? Your PC is warm, your homework is done, and your dog is missing. | |
Joke by substatic, in Religion and racism > Korean - Tagged korean , home , dog , missing - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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