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| The missus says I have a short attention spanners are great aren't they? |    |
Joke by discostu, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged attention , short , missus , wife - Current Score: 238 - Added: 3 months ago
| So, the world didn't end on Wednesday as promised. When my missus returns home from a week long visit to her mother's, I can probably explain the Porsche and the huge credit card bill, but my two twelve-year-old Thai wives....? | |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged thai , porche , mothers , missus - Current Score: 140 - Added: 4 months ago
| I've been keeping a sex-slave chained up in my bedroom for the last few months. Every night, I get him to shag the missus for a few hours while I scoot off down the pub. | |
Joke by bleary, in Sex and shit > Soapy Tit Wank - Tagged sex slave , pub , missus , sex , chained up - Current Score: 71 - Added: 6 months ago
| My missus said to me the other night, "Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" I replied, "fuck knows, but I wont be doing it again..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , deserve , missus , doing - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months ago
| The missus wanted a green jumper for Christmas. So I bought her a frog. | |
Joke by How_Low_Can_You_Get, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , missus , frog , christmas - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 days ago
| You know, my missus is a black belt at cookery. One chop and ya fuckin dead, | |
Joke by lashley, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged karate , missus , chop , cookery - Current Score: -1 - Added: 3 months ago
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