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| Visibility wasn't good the other day, and I got pulled over by a traffic cop whilst doing 70mph. He asked, "What would you do if Mr. Fog came down suddenly?" "I would put Mr. Foot on Mr. Brake," I sarcastically replied. "Let me start again," he sighed, "What would you do if mist or fog came down suddenly?" |    |
Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged car , fog , mist , sarcastic - Current Score: 218 - Added: 1 week ago
| Israel are considering pulling out of the Beijing Olympics due to the smoggy air conditions. The Chinese government says "it's just harmless mist". An Israeli spokesman says " we are not falling for that one again " | |
Joke by nattyp, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged jews , israel , olympics , chinese , mist , beijing - Current Score: 193 - Added: 3 months ago
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