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| There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again. The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress' ok?" The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and he delivered the line....... The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming! "You bloody fool!" he cried, "you've ruined me!" The actor was bewildered, "what happened, did I forget my line?" "No you twat," screamed the director, "you forgot the rose..." |    |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Actors - Tagged actor , aroma , mistress , forgot , director - Current Score: 177 - Added: 4 months ago
| Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a mask over their eyes. After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said, "The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said: 'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long." The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say anything.....but we had wild sex all night." The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' " | |
Joke by jokerman, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged relationships , superhero , girlfriend , mistress , wife , leather - Current Score: 140 - Added: 9 months ago
| My wife found out about my mistress the other night and she blew up! Suppose it serves me right for marrying a muslim. | |
Joke by DDJ, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslim , blow up , wife , mistress , suicide bomber - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago
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