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| Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went. Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?" Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fucking impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs. |    |
Joke by gangrath, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , moaning - Current Score: 148 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Scientists have found that many women develop "DYSON" disease after a few years of marriage... They make a continuous whining noise and don't suck any more. | |
Joke by eviltorry, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged wife , blowjob , moaning - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I picked up a fit girl last night - we fucked and fucked and came in a screaming mutual orgasm. But as soon as the sex was finished, the nagging and whining started. We'd woken my wife up. | |
Joke by storyteller, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged wife , bitch , moan , moaning , nag , nagging , complain , cheating , sex , orgasm , loud , pick up , hot - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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