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| Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly that it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Monks - Tagged monks , bell , privates , model , purity , ordained - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| There was a limo driver taking a beautiful dark haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tyre went flat. The model said, "I don't have time to wait for RAC. Could you change it yourself?" The driver said, "Sure." He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tyre, but couldn't get the wheel cover off. The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you need a screwdriver?" He said "Sure, love! But, first I have to change this tyre." | |
Joke by redrobinson, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged model - Current Score: 9 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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