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| I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy. |    |
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged muslim , mohammed , sudan , teddy - Current Score: 641 - Added: 7 months ago
| Following the controversy over Mohammed the bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Africa | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , mohammed , sooty , africa , sudan , lenny henry - Current Score: 173 - Added: 7 months ago
| Children these days can't win. You get in trouble for refusing to take part in Muslim prayers during RE lessons, but when you try to show an understanding of Islam by drawing a nice picture of Mohammed in art lessons you get in trouble for that, too. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged islam , mohammed , double standards , school , cheshire , muslim , muslims , pakis , paki , mohammed picture controversy , danish - Current Score: 108 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| Gillian Gibbons has said that her original 15 day prison sentence seemed harsh at the time, but to be released and deported to Liverpool was "totally fucking undeserved!". | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Gillian Gibbons - Tagged gillian gibbons , teddy , bear , scousers , scouse , liverpool , sudan , muslim , mohammed - Current Score: 98 - Added: 7 months ago
| What does Hiroshima in Japan and Khartoum in the Sudan have in common? Nothing...yet | |
Joke by Holmesie, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , bear , mohammed , hiroshima , khartoum , sudan - Current Score: 71 - Added: 7 months ago
| Ann Summers have just announced a new range of Mohammed shaped vibrators. A spokesperson for the company said "Now every woman can be fucked by Islam!" | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged islam , mohammed , muslim , vibrator , fucked - Current Score: 24 - Added: 7 months ago
| Did you hear about that English teacher who named that teddy Mohammed? No wonder she got fucking arrested, I mean what sort of sick person insults an innocent teddy bear! | |
Joke by sick-bastard, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged teddy , mohammed - Current Score: 22 - Added: 8 months ago
| when the Teacher asked what do you want to call the bear and they boy said let's name it after me, I wonder how many of the class thought 'Dirty Little Paki Bastard'. | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged mohammed , bear , gillian gibbons - Current Score: 21 - Added: 7 months ago
| Great news that the teacher at the centre of the teddy bear row in Sudan, Gillian Gibbons, has been pardoned and freed. She can't wait to get home to her pet dog, Saddam, and her cat, Osama. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged sudan , teddy , muslim , osama , saddam , mohammed - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months ago
| A British school teacher in Sudan faces 40 lashes for calling a teddy bear Mohamed a spokesman for the teddy bear said "she should get 60 lashes for insulting Teddy like that" | |
Joke by issachunt, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged british , teacher , teddy , mohammed - Current Score: 20 - Added: 8 months ago
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