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| Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old? Because he was a paedophile. |    |
Joke by tgs, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged paedophile , muslim , paedo , six year old , married , islam , aisha , mohammed - Current Score: 989 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| I bought a teddy bear for ten quid, just sold it on ebay for twenty. Now I've got the fucking Sudanese Muslims after me for making a prophet out of a teddy. | |
Joke by bnmatt, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged muslim , mohammed , sudan , teddy - Current Score: 707 - Added: 10 months ago
| So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with six-year-old girls, doesn't like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang. Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed? | |
Joke by 8 ace, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , paedo , muslim , mohammed - Current Score: 405 - Added: 1 month, 19 days ago
| Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages. They're calling it 'Islam'. | |
Joke by TGS, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged arabs , islam , muslim , submission , mohammed , allah , dark ages , illiterate , sisterfucking , morons - Current Score: 234 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold. There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , mohammed , toilet , paper - Current Score: 233 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago
| Following the controversy over Mohammed the bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his tour of Africa | |
Joke by Monkeyman, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , mohammed , sooty , africa , sudan , lenny henry - Current Score: 179 - Added: 10 months ago
| What does Hiroshima in Japan and Khartoum in the Sudan have in common? Nothing...yet | |
Joke by Holmesie, in Celebrity and news events > Teddy Bear Mohammed - Tagged teddy , bear , mohammed , hiroshima , khartoum , sudan - Current Score: 122 - Added: 10 months ago
| Children these days can't win. You get in trouble for refusing to take part in Muslim prayers during RE lessons, but when you try to show an understanding of Islam by drawing a nice picture of Mohammed in art lessons you get in trouble for that, too. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged islam , mohammed , double standards , school , cheshire , muslim , muslim , pakis , paki , mohammed picture controversy , danish - Current Score: 118 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do you call an illiterate, paedophile, racist, schizophrenic, mass-murderering slave trader? Well, the Muslims call him "the perfect man" and "an example for all to follow"... | |
Joke by bofh, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged mohammed , slave , padeophile - Current Score: 112 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| Gillian Gibbons has said that her original 15 day prison sentence seemed harsh at the time, but to be released and deported to Liverpool was "Totally fucking undeserved!". | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Gillian Gibbons - Tagged gillian gibbons , teddy , bear , scousers , scouse , liverpool , sudan , muslim , mohammed - Current Score: 105 - Added: 10 months ago
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