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| My Bird asked me to kiss her somewhere nice and moist !!!!!!!!! I took her to Tewkesbury. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Gloucestershire Floods - Tagged moist , man , woman , girlfriend , boyfriend - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| What's warm, moist, and makes guys want to rip their pants off? Diarrhoea. | |
Joke by omgwtfbbq, in Illness and mortality > Diarrhea - Tagged warm , moist , diarrhea , diarrhoea - Current Score: 22 - Added: 1 month ago
| A Man is running down the street and comes to the closest brothel, he enters and goes up to the reception. Receptionist - Hello how may i help you? Man - Sorry, thing is i'm choking for my hole and i have only got £3.50 on me, is there any way you can help me....? Receptionist - Sure we can heres key 115, Enjoy your time Sir. so the man runs as fast as he can to the elevator goes to floor one, runs down the corridor to number 15, trembling as he puts the key in the door, he opens it and there is a Gorgeous woman lying on the bed... thinking to himself that he only paid 3.50 for this delight , he asks her "sorry to ask but is there a catch here?" - the woman replys "well yes , emmm im a bit dry down there" , the man looks in disbelief at his luck and says fuck it come on, he rips off his clothes in no time, climbs on top and as he slides it in, 2 seconds later withdraws and saws "fuck me thats dry" is there anything you can do to moisten it?" - woman replys "give me 2minutes, ill go see" and goes to the toilet..... ten minutes later she appears from the toilet and says "i think this will work" so guy takes caution this time as he enters the woman , and to his surprise it is Moist and Warm..... 2 and a half hours later he finishes and turns to the woman and says "WOW - that was amazing it was moist warm and just lovely - can i ask what your secret is??" The woman replys sure - "I JUST PEELED OFF THE SCABS" | |
Joke by Guest, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged prostitute , moist , fanny , brothel - Current Score: -2 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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