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| I used to work for the Samaritans and I'll never forget the last call I took. Me-"Hello, Samaritans, can I help you?" Caller-"I've done something terrible." Me-"Can you talk to me about it?" Caller-"I asked a little girl to get into my car." Me-"And did she?" Caller-"Yes she did and then I stroked her leg." Me-"Then what happened?" Caller-"I put my hand up her skirt and touched her little fanny." Me-"I see,and what else did you do?" Caller-"Well,I took out my penis and moved her head towards it until my penis was in her mouth." Me-"Okay, thats okay, you can talk to me I'm here to listen. Please go on." Caller-"Well, then I took down my trousers and lifted her skirt up and pulled her knickers down." Me-"Yes, what next?" Caller-"Well thats when she ran away" Me-"For fucks sake! Make something up, quickly! |    |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged samaritans , little girl , molest , wanking - Current Score: 53 - Added: 6 months ago
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