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| Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly that it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off. |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Religion and racism > Monks - Tagged monks , bell , privates , model , purity , ordained - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year ago
| There was a church with nuns and monks living in it but they were not allowed to go near each other or speak to each other. One day 4 monks went to have a shower and after they had stripped off they found there was no soap so one brave monk said that he would go and take some from the nuns quarters. Off he went naked as the day he was born to get the soap. He quickly found some soap but on the way back he heard some nuns coming back so he decided to act as a new statue and stood frozen The nuns came round the corner and instantly noticed the figure stood on the hallway they giggled to each other and approached it. One nun grabbed the monks penis and pulled and the monk droped 2 of his bars of soap the nun exclaimed "Oh, look its a soap dispenser" Another nun approached the monk and the same happened The third nun approached the monk and pulled she screamed "It dispenses hand cream aswell" | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , monks , soap - Current Score: 27 - Added: 1 year ago
| A young novice finally passes all the tests and is accepted into the monastery. His first day he is taken upstairs and shown the room where all the monks copy out the words of the bible. Each brother completes his own copy by copying the monk to his left. He asks the Abbott why they do this, "well my son" he says " It's just tradition, our founder copied his bible and we all copy the monk who copied the copy. It has always been so" "But" says the novitiate, "What if the original founder made a mistake? We would all be copying that mistake" "Good point" says the Abbott, "I'll go and check. Two weeks later and the novitiate hasn't seen the Abbott since their conversation, so he decides to go and look for him. Up in the attic where all the archives are kept he find the Abbott, beating his head against the wall and crying "Abbott what is it?" he cries "We missed the "R" out, we missed the fucking "R"" says the Abbot, "we are supposed to fucking celebrate!" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Religion and racism > Monks - Tagged monks , abbott , celebate - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 month ago
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