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| I just had a go at the Liverpool version of Monopoly. Its just like regular monopoly except every space says "go to jail". |    |
Joke by redman, in Religion and racism > Liverpudlians - Tagged liverpool , monopoly , scouser , jail , thief - Current Score: 101 - Added: 5 months ago
| I got Zimbabwe Monopoly, here are some key differences: 1) All the money has 10 extra zeros 2)Every other space is "go to jail" 3)You can't get out of jail 4)No white person can buy anything at all | |
Joke by dragon35666, in Religion and racism > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , robert mugabe , monopoly - Current Score: 73 - Added: 3 days ago
| I've just had dealings with the Monopolies Commission. Came away with an iron, a top hat and a racing car. | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Work - Tagged monopoly , iron , hat , car - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| So Steven Gerrard has gone to jail. Since when have scousers been intelligent enough to play monopoly? | |
Joke by Partridge In A Pear Tree, in Celebrity and news events > Steven Gerrard - Tagged scousers , monopoly , steven gerrard - Current Score: 16 - Added: 6 days ago
| An Irishman went to a topless club one night with a pocketful of Monopoly money. As he begin to tip one dancer with the fake money, she noticed and asked for the real money. Mick replied, "Why should I give you real money when you don't have real tits?" | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , tits , monopoly - Current Score: 9 - Added: 6 months ago
| My wife just won £75 in a beauty contest. Last time I play Monopoly with the smug bitch. | |
Joke by bawbag, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , beauty , monopoly , bitch - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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