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Why did police find Shannon Matthews underneath the bed?
'cause that's where monsters live.
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Joke by Ravage monster, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged bed , monster  - Current Score: 49 - Added: 8 months ago

Why couldn't Shannon Matthews get to sleep?
She was worried she might never see her Mummy again.

Why couldn't Shannon Matthews's kidnapper sleep?
There was a monster under his bed.
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Joke by the peter tobin fan club, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon , shannon matthews , ugly , monster , hound , chav  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago

"Michael Jackson wasn't just great - he was the stuff legends are made of, and still is." (comment on YouTube)

I Agree! Legends like... the Bogeyman, or Vampires.
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Joke by storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , monster , myth , halloween  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 minutes ago

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