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| One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says, "Oh, just a beer." The bartender asked the man, "What's wrong, why are you so down today?" The man said, "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wouldn't talk to me for a month." The bartender said, "So, what's wrong with that?" The man said, "Well, the month is up tonight." |    |
Joke by slider1874, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged barman , beer , wife , talk , month - Current Score: 110 - Added: 6 months ago
| Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said, "From 2-4 years." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chavs , jigsaw , chav , puzzle , jigsaw puzzle , months , month , year , years , box - Current Score: 56 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I bought some HP sauce the other day - it's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. | |
Joke by stig2112, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged hp sauce , cost , month - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months ago
| Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result. | |
Joke by wastegash2801, in Celebrity and news events > Chuck Norris - Tagged chuck , norris , hplondon , bogies , kishan , bleed , month , retarded american humour - Current Score: 10 - Added: 9 months, 30 days ago
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