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My wife said she can do anything twice as well as me.

So I donated a kidney.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , kidney , death , competition , donate , organ donation , moob  - Current Score: 170 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Why are uncles like curries?
Bad ones hurt your arsehole.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged uncle , paedo , curry , arse , anal , child abuse , bad uncle , moob  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago

facebook.cn, the Chinese version of Facebook, was launched earlier today.

Within hours, it had 12 million pages, but unfortunately, they're all the same.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged china , facebook , cn , same , face , moob  - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Registrar Lillian Ladele legally refuses to marry same-sex couples. The fact that her job requires it is discrimination against her religious beliefs. That's fine - as her postman, I feel well within my rights to not deliver mail to the bigoted nigger.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged same-sex , nigger , gay , discrimination , marriage , registrar , bigot , moob  - Current Score: 101 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith plans to "shock" youngsters who carry knives.

To be honest, that's the last group I'd be shouting "Boo" to.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged knife crime , jacqui smith , boo , knives , yobs , youths , violence , gangs , moob  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

Last Valentine's day, I gave my girlfriend a single Rose.

I ate the rest of the box myself.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Love - Tagged rose , valentine , roses , chocolate , moob  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

Tony Snow, speech writer to President George W. Bush has tragically died.

Reacting to Snow's death, Bush said "".		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > Tony Snow - Tagged bush , tony snow , death , stupid , moob  - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

Smoking seriously harms you and others around you.

Smoking for a laugh is fine.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Jokes with no home > Smoking - Tagged smoking , cancer , warning , health , cigarettes , packet , moob  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

The Americanisation of the British is getting ridiculous. We even opened fire on our troops today.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged friendly fire , afghanistan , apache helicopter , americanisation , americanization , war , moob  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago

Young people today don't show enough respect for stupid old fuckers.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by tom the storyteller, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old , elders , respect , aged , old fools , youth , moob  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago

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