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My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that when I am in a good mood it turns green and when I am in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.
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Joke by bobbydgg, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged mood , swings , wife , beat , ring , abuse  - Current Score: 3424 - Added: 11 months ago

My wife knows when I'm having a mood swing.

She ducks.
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Joke by fergie cuz, in Sex and shit > Domestic Violence - Tagged wife , mood  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago

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