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| Why have we never sent a woman to the moon? Because it doesn't need cleaning! |    |
Joke by andino, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , moon , cleaning , sexist - Current Score: 184 - Added: 11 months ago
| Did you know that 13% of Americans think parts of the moon are actually made from cheese. If you think that's scary, you don't want to know what President Bush thinks about the city of Philadelphia. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged president , bush , usa , cheese , moon , philadelphia - Current Score: 128 - Added: 5 months ago
| I saw on the news today that India has launched a spaceship to the moon. I also half expected to see fifty of the bastards clinging to the side, trying to get a free ride. | |
Joke by grump, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged india , space , moon - Current Score: 118 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind statement but followed it by several remarks, usual between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Jones". Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Jones in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the Good luck Mr. Jones statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled. Four years ago, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Jones had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question. When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of his neighbors' bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Jones. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Jones shouting at Mr. Jones. "Oral sex? You want oral sex? You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!" | |
Joke by ht, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged good luck mr jones , neil armstrong , oral sex , urban myth , not really a joke , space , moon - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| How about some "ARSEICONS?" (_!_) a regular arse (__!__) a fat arse (!) a tight arse (_*_) a sore arse {_!_} a swishy arse (_o_) an arse that's been around (_x_) kiss my arse (_X_) leave my arse alone (_zzz_) a tired arse (_E=mc2_) a smart arse (_$_) Money coming out of his arse (_?_) Dumb Arse | |
Joke by niggers out, in Sex and shit > Arse - Tagged arse , moon , mooned , smart - Current Score: 55 - Added: 6 months ago
| When I look at the moon, I see you, When I look at the stars, I see you, When I look at the sea, I see you, Move out my fucking way you fat bitch! | |
Joke by Gash TL, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat missus , moon , stars , sea - Current Score: 55 - Added: 2 months ago
| The Moon has no atmosphere. Neither does Skegness, but we don't spend millions of pounds going there to find out. | |
Joke by J-Man, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged moon , space , skegness , atmosphere - Current Score: 53 - Added: 4 months ago
| A Russian, an American, and a Irishman were talking about how good there countries were. The Russian said, "we were the first in space!" The American said, "we were the first on the moon!" The Irishman said, "so what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian shook his head and said, "you can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" To which the Irishman replied, "we're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" | |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , stupid , space , russian , american , moon , sun - Current Score: 48 - Added: 5 months ago
| Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????" | |
Joke by lafamo, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , moon , florida - Current Score: 21 - Added: 6 months ago
| Night-time Blonde #1: "Which do you think is further - France or the moon?" Blonde #2: "Duh... can you see France from here?" | |
Joke by trfccurt, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged dumb , blonde , moon , france - Current Score: 20 - Added: 9 months, 26 days ago
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