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| This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?" The barman says, "It's a Moose." The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged moose , cat , canada , scottish , mountain , bar , whiskey , animal , antler - Current Score: 214 - Added: 6 months ago
| I met this bird last night who was a right ugly fucker, I said "What's your name?" "Tuesday" she replied. I said, "that's a strange name." She said, "yeah, when I was born my mum and dad looked in the cot and said, 'I think we'd better call it a day.'" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged pig , moose , ugly , tuesday , bird , cot , day - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months ago
| Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged moose , irish , canada - Current Score: 77 - Added: 6 months ago
| How do you fuck a really, really fat bird? Dunno, I've never been to the States! | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged usa , fat , moose , fuck - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
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