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| I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." |    |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Fight - Tagged mop , fight , emo philips - Current Score: 217 - Added: 2 days ago
| A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!!" With that, the bartender looks in and says, "You twat! You're sitting on the mop bucket..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Jokes with no home > Alcohol - Tagged mop , bucket , toilet , drunk , flush , balls - Current Score: 35 - Added: 7 months ago
| My wife asked me to give her something long, hard and will make her moan So i gave her a mop and told her to wash the floor | |
Joke by dragon35666, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , long , hard , mop , innuendo - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
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