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| Two men are at work in the morgue. One of them turns to the other and says, "You should have seen this woman they brought in last week. They pulled her out of the water after she'd been there for three weeks. Man, I'm tellin' you, her clit was just like a pickle." "What," the other asks. "Green?". "No," says the first. "A bit sour." |    |
Joke by funkyfrog, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged necrophilia , clit , morgue , death , water , men , green , taste , lick , sour , pickle , dead - Current Score: 109 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Statistics show one in five men are unhappy with their bodies. Personally, I'm okay with mine for a few days, but once decomposition sets in I usually dump them and go find a fresh one at the morgue. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Sex and shit > Necrophilia - Tagged morgue , sex with dead people is rather agreeable , necrophilia - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've met this incredible woman at work. She's a little on the quiet side but there's this wonderfully spiritual aura about her. Being inside her brings me closer to God. The morgue officials threatened to fire me but I think they're just jealous. | |
Joke by specialv, in Illness and mortality > Necrophilia - Tagged morgue , necrophiliac , jesus freak - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months ago
| I used to work in a Mortuary. My social life took a battering but the sex was amazing. | |
Joke by Haynz, in Illness and mortality > Necrophilia - Tagged morgue , sex , necrophilia - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months ago
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