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| Apparently masturbation is good for you -- really, it is! Sexual relief releases a chemical which stimulates the brain, and in effect is a natural anti-depressant. Scientific researchers reckon that if a person were to masturbate every two hours, he would never feel depressed. So, that got me thinking... Mormons are always really happy, upbeat, and jolly people. This tends to prove what we have known all along: they are all a bunch of wankers. |    |
Joke by antibagdave, in Religion and racism > Mormons - Tagged wank , wankers , masturbation , science , depression , happy , mormon , mormons - Current Score: 86 - Added: 4 months ago
| There is a new online advert, for the Church of Latter Day Saints, that simply says on the banner "Click to chat with a Mormon." Anyway, I thought, "why not? I'll give it a try," and I ended up talking to this very cultured, friendly and thoughtful 19 year old student named Erica. Best wank I've had for years. | |
Joke by petejtool, in Religion and racism > Mormons - Tagged wank , student , chat , online , mormon , mormons , wanking , maturbation , sexy , female - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
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