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| A boy who couldn't see, hear, smell, feel or taste punched me in the face yesterday. I told him there was no need for senseless violence. |    |
Joke by sickboy91, in Illness and mortality > Disability - Tagged one liner , pun , disabled , mortality , violence - Current Score: 45 - Added: 3 months ago
| What has 2 heads and 6 legs? Nirvana. | |
Joke by wjh31, in Celebrity and news events > Kurt Cobain - Tagged nirvana , mortality , kurt cobain - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| The news is full of stories about Africa: internal wars, AIDS, famines, etc. But there is some good news: if current mortality and migration rates continue, they'll have no niggers left by the year 2050. | |
Joke by itchyanus, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged africa , mortality - Current Score: 12 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| Maddie's parents have settled on a new song for the findmaddie.com website after singer Phil Collins withdrew his support amidst rumours of Legal action being taken against the parents. Maddie's parents issued a statement on the steps of the old bailey at 1:03pm this afternoon ''We would like to thank Iron Maiden for the intellectual property rights to 'Bring your daughter to the slaughter'' | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged death , mortality , news - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Breeders have just bred a cross between a rottweiler and a st bernard,the result is it rips your fucking throat out then dumps your body at the hospital | |
Joke by tony.t, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged animals , attack , death , mortality , doctors , hospitals , fighting , nigger , paki - Current Score: -1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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