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| I wish the Africans would stop going on about walking umpteen miles from their homes to get fresh water. They live in mud huts, it's not like they've got a mortgage. |    |
Joke by Benny Lin, in Religion and racism > Africa - Tagged water , mortgage , africa , africans , kenya , idiots - Current Score: 165 - Added: 2 months ago
| For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Johnny told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be fucked if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bike!" | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Parents - Tagged mortgage , bicycle , little johnny - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| My Wife has been shagging the Milkman, Butcher and Baker. If I can just get her to shag the Greengrocer and the Plumber too, we'll be able to afford the mortgage. | |
Joke by mallatar, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged credit crunch , shagging , wife , mortgage - Current Score: 24 - Added: 2 months ago
| Need a Mortgage? Had enough of being turned away? Need a low interest rate? Please Apply to : Mr Gordon Brown c/o HM Goverment 10 Downing Street London If your'e in the shit, these people can bail you out!! | |
Joke by stuey1968, in Jokes with no home > Banker - Tagged brown , mortgage - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months ago
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