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| A lady's husband died, and at the funeral home, she had one request. "He was a banker, and he always wore black suits." She told the mortician. "I begged him to buy a blue suit, but he never did. Now, I want him to be buried in one. Please, sir, would you find a nice blue suit for him, please? Price is no object." The mortician agreed and when the lady returned for the viewing, her husband was laid out in a beautiful blue suit. The woman wept and thanked the man for the extra trouble. "It was no trouble at all." He replied. "Oh, don't be ridiculous!" the woman protested, "Please, just add it to my bill." "There's no charge, ma'am." the mortician said. "What do you mean?" asked the woman. "Well," the mortician said, "The same day your husband died and was brought in in his black suit, another man died and was brought in wearing a blue suit. As coincidence would have it, the other woman wanted her husband buried in a black suit." "That's amazing!" said the woman. "Yes!" Replied the mortician, "All I had to do was saw off the heads and switch them around." |    |
Joke by yank, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged blue suit , black suit , widow , funeral , mortician - Current Score: 93 - Added: 11 months ago
| A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery: Sam had the longest dick he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Sam," said the mortician, "but I can't send you off to be cremated with a tremendously huge dick like this. It has to be saved for posterity." And with that the coroner used his tools to remove the dead man's distinguishing member. The coroner stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened his briefcase. "Oh, my God!" she screamed, "Sam is dead!" | |
Joke by pdf1, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged huge dick , mortician , penis , wife - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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