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| Manchester United have cancelled their open-top tour bus. A spokesman said that, after paying so much getting to Moscow, you can't expect fans to travel all the way to Manchester too. |    |
Joke by jmtRyan, in Jokes with no home > ? - Tagged united , moscow , bus , football - Current Score: 154 - Added: 2 months ago
| As a United fan who's booked his Moscow trip I've had this cloud of worry about travelling to Russia what with all these stories of pickpockets, muggings at knife point, and general threats to my person ... thankfully, the Scousers are out now so I don't have to worry about that anymore!!! | |
Joke by TommyBread, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , moscow - Current Score: 100 - Added: 2 months ago
| New from Russia - John Terry Vodka... Bottled in Moscow. | |
Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged john terry , chelsea , champions league , moscow - Current Score: 71 - Added: 2 months ago
| The NHS has announced that all sperm banks in Manchester and West London will close for the next 7 days as all the wankers will be in Moscow. | |
Joke by dandan, in Celebrity and news events > Champions League Final - Tagged nhs , sperm , bank , manchester , west london , wankers , moscow , champions league , final - Current Score: 56 - Added: 2 months ago
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