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| What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking. |    |
Joke by Polorise, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blonde , mosquito - Current Score: 112 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| I am on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you started to bite my body without any guilt or humiliation and you drove me crazy while you sucked me dry. Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail. My body still shows your marks, making it harder to forget you. Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you. As soon you appear I will quickly grab you and won't let you go. I will hold you with all my strength so you won't disappear. I won't rest until l squeeze your blood out... ...you fucking little mosquito. | |
Joke by welsh twat, in Jokes with no home > Insects - Tagged mosquito , blood , hot , fucking - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months ago
| Doctors have proven that it is possible to catch HIV from a mosquito. So what? Anybody sick enough to shag a mosquito deserves all they get! | |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Sex and shit > Sexual Diseases - Tagged hiv , aids , mosquito - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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