Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Browsing tag: motherfucker
Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest

Showing all jokes.

What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale?

White begins, "Once upon a time"; black begins, "Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , white , fairytale , racist , motherfucker , shit , time , nigger , negro , blacks  - Current Score: 260 - Added: 8 months ago

That expression, 'men spend the first 9 months trying to get out and the rest of their lives trying to get back in' is so true!!

I've been trying to get back into my mum for 30 years now....
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by rs79, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged 9 months , motherfucker , get back in  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 3 months ago

True Story. Sorry that this isn't really a joke but it made me laugh.

A friend is a primary school teacher, she was on playground duty with another teacher recently (she works in Peckham). One of the pupils came up to them during break "miss, miss, Leroy just called me the M word"

My friend and the other teacher pondered this for a minute, and grasping for what the "M word" could possible be asked "what's the M word?"

This six old said "motherfucker"

Kids today.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lee999, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged teacher , motherfucker , school  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 weeks ago

In a race between a white man and a black man through a tunnel, who would win?



The white man, because the black man has to stop and write "motherfucker" on the wall.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged motherfucker , tunnel , race  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Showing all jokes.

Custurd spent 0.06ms doing 6 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 1.52% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel