Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| So, the world didn't end on Wednesday as promised. When my missus returns home from a week long visit to her mother's, I can probably explain the Porsche and the huge credit card bill, but my two twelve-year-old Thai wives....? |    |
Joke by staffer, in Celebrity and news events > Large Hadron Collider - Tagged thai , porche , mothers , missus - Current Score: 137 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. | |
Joke by Doomweaver, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged mothers , bigamy - Current Score: 77 - Added: 5 months ago
| A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-yearsold, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers." "Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?" "What are you on about? I just collect moths." | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Library - Tagged mothers , moths - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| A Mother was arguing with her teenage daughter when she finally reaches breaking point and blurts out, "I should have swallowed you when I had the chance!" | |
Joke by pottyonetoo, in Jokes with no home > Mother - Tagged teens , mothers , swallow - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| I've been doing a lot of work with preteen mothers lately. You know, just helping them get their start. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged mothers , pregnant , pedophile - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 month, 24 days ago
| What's pink, wrinkled and makes mothers scream? Tom Jones! | |
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Jones - Tagged pink , wrinkled , scream , mothers , tom jones - Current Score: 5 - Added: 3 months ago
ejohn@supanet.com got buried to -5. Reveal Joke
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 9 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 3.13% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel