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| A man gets home from work early one day and catches his wife in bed naked but alone. Being a little suspicious, he decides to look about the bedroom and, on entering the en suite bathroom, he catches a guy standing there totally naked. He says, "what the hell is going on here?" The guy replies, "it's okay: I'm from the council, we have had a report that you have a moth infestation." The husband says, "but you've got no clothes on!" The guy begins to beat himself down furiously saying, "the little bastards." |    |
Joke by nattyp, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged adultery , naked , moths , husband , wife , council - Current Score: 48 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| A librarian was shocked when a young girl, who looked no more than nine-yearsold, tried to borrow a book called "Advice for young Mothers." "Surely, dear, you can't be pregnant?" "What are you on about? I just collect moths." | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > Library - Tagged mothers , moths - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
| The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from a distance of 7 miles. The above sentence is also true if you remove the word "moth". | |
Joke by marley, in Jokes with no home > insects - Tagged moths , pikeys , jimmy carr - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
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