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| Two fleas going on holiday arranged to meet on the beach in the south of France.The first flea is lying back sun-bathing waiting for his pal to arrive but there was no sign of him.A week later his pal came strolling down the beach wearing a long coat,a scarf around his neck,sneezing like a bastard. "What happened to you?",asked the first flea."Well",said his pal."I bummed a lift on some lads moustache,we were bombing down the motorway at 100 m.p.h. on a motor-bike with the wind blowing in my face.Im killed with a cold". "What you should have done",said the first flea,"is go to the airport,find the plane that goes to the south of France,go on board the plane,go into the toilet and jump onto the toilet-seat,when the air-stewardess comes in she will drop her knickers,you jump onto her pubic hair,god its lovely and warm there,you go to sleep and when you wake up your'e in the south of France". "Thats what i will do next year then",said the second flea. The following year the first flea is lying back sun-bathing waiting for his pal to arrive but there was no sign of him.A week later his pal came strolling down the beach wearing a long coat,a scarf around his neck,sneezing like a bastard. "What happened to you this year",said the first flea"I told you last year what to do". "I did everything you told me",said the second flea."I went to the airport,found the plane that was going to the south of France,went on board the plane and went into the toilet.I jumped onto the toilet-seat and waited for the air-stewardess to come in,when she arrived she dropped her knickers and I jumped onto her pubic hair.You weren't wrong mate it was lovely and warm,I fell asleep and I woke up on some bastards moustache on a fucking motor-bike bombing down the motorway........................" |    |
Joke by the phantom phucker, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged fleas , motor-bike , france , airport , holidays - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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