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| This scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about 5 or 6 whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal antlers on the wall with. He asks the barman "What the fuck is that?" The barman says "It's a Moose" The scottish chap says "Fuck me! How big are the cats!? |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged moose , cat , canada , scottish , mountain , bar , whiskey , animal , antler - Current Score: 190 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was walking along a narrow ledge on the side of a mountain when a naked woman came walking towards me from the opposite direction. There was no way for us to squeeze past each other on this ledge. I was in a dilemma; should I block her passage or toss myself off? | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged mountain , naked , toss , wank , max miller , ancient joke - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago
| What did Bruce Willis find on top of Mount Everest ? Icy dead people. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged mountain , everest , freakboyseesdeadpeople - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
| What happened when the pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye nearly killed him | |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pope , popeye , mountain , clit - Current Score: 7 - Added: 8 months ago
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