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| This Scottish bloke goes on a skiing holiday to Canada. After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain. After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall. He asks the barman, "What the fuck is that?" The barman says, "It's a Moose." The Scottish chap says, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?" |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged moose , cat , canada , scottish , mountain , bar , whiskey , animal , antler - Current Score: 225 - Added: 8 months ago
| I hear Diana Ross' husband died climbing in South Africa I guess there is a mountain high enough | |
Joke by toddtoddtodd_@hotmail.co.uk, in Celebrity and news events > Diana Ross - Tagged diana ross , husband , death , mountain , south africa - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months ago
| What did Bruce Willis find on top of Mount Everest ? Icy dead people. | |
Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Bruce Willis - Tagged mountain , everest , freakboyseesdeadpeople - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months ago
| What happened when the pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye nearly killed him | |
Joke by thefunmachine, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pope , popeye , mountain , clit - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| I keep forgetting the names of mountains. Think I know what's wrong, i think I have Alpsheimers. | |
Joke by bobplant, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alps , mountain , alzeimers - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was walking along a narrow ledge on the side of a mountain when a naked woman came walking towards me from the opposite direction. There was no way for us to squeeze past each other on this ledge. I was in a dilemma; should I block her passage or toss myself off? | |
Joke by mickle, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged mountain , naked , toss , wank , max miller , ancient joke - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months ago
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