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| Jose Mourinho has said he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen from or heard from again. The McCanns have offered to help. |    |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jose Mourinho - Tagged chelsea , mourinho , madeleine , madeleine mccann , maddie - Current Score: 339 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| After leaving Stamford Bridge Jose was asked if he was going to help Spurs get out of their slump. He turned around and said "Fuck off, I ain't THAT special" | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Jose Mourinho - Tagged mourinho , spurs , shit , chelsea , football - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Inter Milan manager Jose Mourinho has branded his former Chelsea striker Didier Drogba a diver.... what next? Drogba is black!!! | |
Joke by squid83, in Jokes with no home > Not Sick - Tagged mourinho , drogba , football , diver - Current Score: 0 - Added: 4 weeks ago
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