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| A guy sits down in a Cafe and asks for the hot chili. The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full. He says, "Are you going to eat that?" The other guy says, "No. Help yourself." He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes the chili back into the bowl. The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too." |    |
Joke by mickle, in Illness and mortality > puking - Tagged food , mouse , eating - Current Score: 128 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But how did they get in there? | |
Joke by lee999, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged mice , screw , light bulb , sex , mouse - Current Score: 75 - Added: 6 months ago
| Mickey and Mini Mouse are in court. The Judge says "Mickey, you can't get a divorce because you claim Mini crashed her new spaceship!". Mickey shouts "I never said that, I said that she keeps fucking going down on Pluto". | |
Joke by pornstar, in Celebrity and news events > Mickey Mouse - Tagged mickey mouse , mini , mouse , judge , court , spaceship , pluto , divorce - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| After reading that 'smoking caused cancer in laboratory rats and mice' I have decided to put tobacco in my traps. If the trap doesn't get them, I'm going for the long term solution. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged rat , mouse , trap , tobacco - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month ago
| A mouse finds a Viagra tablet on the floor and, being a mouse, eats it whole. Half an hour later he's roaming the house screaming, "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' PUSSY NOW?" | |
Joke by rob09, in Sex and shit > Viagra - Tagged mouse , pussy , fuckin , house - Current Score: 7 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| There once was a mouse called Keith Who circumcised boys with his teeth It wasn't for leisure Or sexual pleasure But to get to the cheese underneath | |
Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged cheese , circumcision , mice , mouse , keith - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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