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| Whenever I see a man with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'there's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.' |    |
Joke by tw2361, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged beard , moustache , photograph , carey marx , edinburgh fringe - Current Score: 199 - Added: 3 months ago
| I asked my barber the best thing for baldness. "Fanny juice!" he said. "Bollocks" I replied, "You're balder than me!", "Yes, but what a magnificent moustache!" he quipped. | |
Joke by bobajob, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged barber , oral sex , cunnilingus , fanny juice , moustache - Current Score: 95 - Added: 6 months ago
| I always get my loved ones petrol-soaked fake moustaches for Christmas. It's such a joy to watch their faces light up! | |
Joke by lot9, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , xmas , present , gift , moustache , disguise , petrol , fire , burn , family - Current Score: 82 - Added: 11 months ago
| I was really shocked when I first saw the sketch of Madeleine McCann's abductor... .... Kate McCann looks really sexy with a moustache! | |
Joke by Lemon, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , kate mccann , moustache , madeleine , madeleine mccann - Current Score: 41 - Added: 9 months, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between an elephant and an American grandmother? Ten pounds and a moustache | |
Joke by lovelace, in Jokes with no home > Whats The Difference... - Tagged racist , grandmother , yank , moustache , heavy , american , ten , pound - Current Score: 17 - Added: 5 months ago
| During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices. "But you're balder than I am," protested the customer. "True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a moustache!" | |
Joke by Suggs74, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged baldness , barbers , juices , moustache - Current Score: 16 - Added: 5 months ago
| When is it okay to spit in a Persian woman's face? When her moustache is on fire. | |
Joke by Grungir, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , paki , moustache - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretch marks. | |
Joke by garrygwizz, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged gay , moustache , stretch , cock - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 month ago
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