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| Despite the worldwide success of blockbuster movie The Secret Wives of Henry VIII..........the film has struggled to make an impact at American cinemas. A United States economist said "We're not surprised the movie has struggled, given that the previous 7 films were not released over here". |    |
Joke by mayfield4, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged cinema , america , movie , stupid yanks - Current Score: 152 - Added: 4 months ago
| The dog was sitting next to his owner at the movies. He was barking excitedly and wagging his tail every time the hero was on screen, and growling ferociously every time the villain appeared. The man sitting behind them, totally fascinated by what he sees, taps the owner on the shoulder and says, "excuse me, that dog is extraordinary. I've never seen anything like it before." "I'm surprised too," says the dog's owner, "he hated the book." | |
Joke by poosmellsyucky, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , movie - Current Score: 95 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Patrick Swayze has agreed to star in the upcoming sequel Ghost 2 They start filming in about 5 weeks.... | |
Joke by Guest, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged patrick swayze , ghost , death , sequel , movie - Current Score: 83 - Added: 8 months ago
| We went to the cinema the other night. I sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me." By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELLPHONE, PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car." | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged movie , girl , blonde , stupid , idiot , cunt , wank - Current Score: 75 - Added: 7 months ago
| I have a nickname for my girlfriend, I call her 'babe'...she looks just like the movie star | |
Joke by ferret, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged fat , pig , babe , girlfriend , movie , ugly - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 week ago
| I went round my mum and dad's last night and we ended up watching a movie. Jeez, I was so embarrassed when the sex bit started. I made them stop and go upstairs. | |
Joke by Aspen, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , movie , parents , film , sex scene - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
| Mike, a very gifted saxophone player, is asked to record a long solo for a movie. He accepts, goes to the studio and records his bit. As he is leaving he asks the movie director where the movie is being screened so he can see it and feel proud. The movie director then awkwardly informs Mike that the movie is in fact a porn film, but gives him the date and location of the premier. On the day, Mike dresses up in a long trenchcoat and fedora and goes to the theatre, sits down and waits for the movie to begin. When it does Mike is horrified: the movie is a porn film of unimaginable filthiness! And just when Mike thought it couldn't get any worse, a dog appears on screen and proceeds to have sex with every man, woman and child on screen. Writhing with embarassment, Mike turns to the couple in the seats next to him and protests: "I only came here to hear my saxophone solo!" "That's ok," The man replies. "We're only here to see our dog." | |
Joke by missjudeb, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged pornography , dog , saxophone , movie - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 week ago
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