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| What baffles me about America, and Hollywood in particular, is their "history" films. Rambo seems keen to make it clear that America actually won the Vietnam war. World War Two "Epics" like Saving Private Ryan seem to imply that the Americans were the only force opposing Germany. Then we get toss like "U-571." In reality, this was a British success that changed the course of the war, leading to the end of the Nazi regime and saving millions of lives. The Hollywood version decides that no, it wasn't the British, it was fucking Jon Bon Jovi. We need to start seeing movies like this for what they are- fairy tales and fantasies to make Americans feel good about themselves. Anyway, fuck it, I'm looking forward to a run of "Iraq War History Movies" in a few years. No doubt it will turn out that the British weren't even there, or if there were they would be nasty upper class baddies. |    |
Joke by twayne, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged iraq , bon jovi , british , america , americans , hollywood , movies , films , saving private ryan , nazi , cinema , standup style joke , u571 - Current Score: 49 - Added: 7 months ago
| I went into a second-hand shop the other day. I was looking through all of the films when I suddenly spotted Bambi for 20 whole English pounds. I thought, "That's a little dear." | |
Joke by bum fluff, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged kids , movies - Current Score: 21 - Added: 6 months ago
| I've just spent the past three years earning all the necessary qualifications for my chosen profession but after just a single week my career is over having been arrested. Apparently being a plumber doesn't give me the right to have sex with women when I'm called round to, 'service their pipes' and it does actually mean 'service their pipes'. DAMN YOU PORN!! | |
Joke by mangiballs, in Sex and shit > Plumber - Tagged i , thought , it , would , be , like , in , the , movies - Current Score: 10 - Added: 5 days ago
| Up until now, I've not been tempted to get Sky TV. I can easily live without Sky Movies. I was very tempted to get Sky Sports, but resisted. But now I've just seen an advert that has totally blown my mind and I'm getting my order in for Sky immediately. Ocean Finance has its own channel! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Television - Tagged sky sports , sky , ocean finance , movies , television - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 week ago
| The U.S administration say Iraq is now the new Vietnam. So we're in for some fucking shit Chuck Norris movies in 10 years time then. | |
Joke by adhesive86, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , american , racist , war , iraq , movies - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months ago
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