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| A Jew goes to visit his Jewish mate. He finds him stripping the walls of wallpaper. "Doing a bit of renovating then, are you?" he asks. "No, we're moving house", says his mate. |    |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged renovations , moving , house - Current Score: 119 - Added: 3 months ago
| Last night, my missus who is nearly four months pregnant was lying on the settee, rubbing her stomach, "When do you think it will start moving?" she asked. "With any luck," I said, "right after it finishes school." | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged pregnant , moving , school - Current Score: 97 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. | |
Joke by smashedash, in Jokes with no home > Parenting - Tagged parents , child , moving , rodney dangerfield - Current Score: 88 - Added: 7 months ago
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