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| Two eggs got married. On the wedding night, Mr Egg is lying in bed, when out of the bathroom comes Mrs Egg. She says, "I've just slipped into something a bit more comfortable", she is wearing a see-through bra and panties. Upon seeing this, Mr Egg says, "Right, I'd better go and slip into something more comfy too." When he comes out of the bathroom he is wearing a crash helmet. Mrs Egg says, "What the fuck are you wearing a stupid crash helmet for?" And Mr Egg says, "The last time I was this hard, some bastard hit me over the head with a fucking spoon." |    |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Eggs - Tagged egg , mr , mrs , spoon , hard , crash helmet - Current Score: 53 - Added: 4 months ago
| Overheard at the gynaecologist's surgery. "Hello Mrs Ellis, I have some great news for you! "It's Miss Ellis, not Mrs.!" "In that case, Miss Ellis, I have some bad news for you!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Pregnancy - Tagged miss , mrs , good , bad , news , classic , carry on up your cunt , matron , kenneth williams - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months ago
| Mr. Blobby and his wife Mrs. Blobby are in bed. Mrs. Blobby says "Blobblebloboblobblobbleblobblob." Mr. Blobby says "For fuck's sake, swallow." | |
Joke by RoflCopter, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged blobby , mr , mrs , oral , sex , blob , swallow - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months ago
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