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| After her recent rant on GMTV, a psychologist said that Heather Mills is clearly unbalanced. Sir Paul phoned in and said that a couple of beermats under her left leg does the trick. |    |
Joke by chelsea_steve, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , mucca , mccartney , wooden leg , jonathan ross - Current Score: 222 - Added: 10 months ago
| Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has | |
Joke by Uncle Albert, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , macca , mucca , divorce - Current Score: 43 - Added: 10 months ago
| Q What had 3 legs and lived on a farm? A The McCartneys But really we shouldn't make fun of macca. After all will he ever find another woman to fill her shoe? | |
Joke by gangrath, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged macca , mucca , shoe - Current Score: 12 - Added: 11 months ago
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