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| It has been announced in Zimbabwe that Robert Mugabe won Wimbledon |    |
Joke by nevergreen, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , wimbledon , mugabe - Current Score: 254 - Added: 6 months ago
| Breaking News from Zimbabwe........... Robert Mugabe has won 7 individual Gold Medals at the Olympic Games. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged mugabe , zimbabwe , fix - Current Score: 117 - Added: 5 months ago
| Japanese doctor: We found a limb and built a working leg around it, gave it to a cripple. He returned to work the next day and was so effective that he put 3 people out of work German doctor: That's nothing we found a severed head and built an upper body around it, gave it to a man that was cut in half with his lower body remaining. He went to work and was so effective that he put five people out of work. Zimbabwean Doctor: You guys are all amateurs. One day I was walking on the street and I smelt a fart. I caught the fart and put it in a jar. We built an ass hole around it, a torso, and eventually a whole human. We called it Robert Mugabe. He went to work the next day and put the whole country out of work! | |
Joke by ht, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , mugabe - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
| What do Robert Mugabe and a condom have in common? Both are great for inflation but kill the next generation. | |
Joke by 23rc, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged condom , mugabe , inflation - Current Score: 83 - Added: 8 months ago
| What's the difference between Gordon Brown and Robert Mugabe? One's a fat idiot who lost control of the country and is wrecking its economy. The other is Robert Mugabe. | |
Joke by steview, in Celebrity and news events > Gordon Brown - Tagged mugabe , brown , useless , crap - Current Score: 61 - Added: 9 months ago
| At the Zimbabwe election, opposition leader, Morgan Tsvangirai has admitted he's been beaten. He's got three cracked ribs and a fractured skull! | |
Joke by Boogaloo, in Jokes with no home > Politics - Tagged election , zimbabwe , mugabe , boogaloo - Current Score: 41 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do you call a Zimbabwean waste paper basket? A Ballot Box. | |
Joke by deadcatdeadcat, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , mugabe , politics - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
| Why is Robert Mugabe such a bad leader? Because he's black. | |
Joke by Guest, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged mugabe , nigger , zimbabwe - Current Score: 30 - Added: 10 months ago
| Robert Mugabe has insisted that there has been no corruption or vote rigging in the recent Zimbabwe Election. "We have clearly won in an honest manner...the opposition Party received 55% of the votes and we received the other 75%" | |
Joke by spangletoss, in Celebrity and news events > Robert Mugabe - Tagged mugabe , zimbabwe - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months ago
| Robert Mugabe has sworn himself into office for another term. Quite the event, there were 21 guns fired especially for the leader of Zimbabwe. Can you believe they all missed the fucking nigger? | |
Joke by goldencorny, in Celebrity and news events > Robert Mugabe - Tagged racist , black , mugabe , nigger - Current Score: 17 - Added: 6 months ago
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