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| I was in London the other day when I got mugged by two Chinese guys. The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects. |    |
Joke by The Wolf, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged chinese , they all look the same , london , mugged - Current Score: 135 - Added: 4 months ago
| I went to a sex shop and brought a black blow up doll. Took it home, blew it up and it mugged me. | |
Joke by issachunt, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , niggers , mugged , robbed - Current Score: 25 - Added: 11 months ago
| A snail is returning home late at night and has to cut though a dark ally. As he is passing though, he is mugged by two slugs. Later on at the police station, the officer asks him,"Can you give me a description of the assailants?" The snail ponders this for a moment, and then replies," Gee, I'm not sure... it all happened so fast." | |
Joke by buzz-lightyear, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged snail , slug , robbery , mugged - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months ago
| A Social Worker was being mugged with a gun to his head. The mugger said, 'your money or your life!' The Social Worker replied, 'I'm sorry, I'm a Social Worker so I have no money or life.' | |
Joke by Guest1137, in Jokes with no home > Social Worker - Tagged mugged , social worker , money , life - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
| Police report that a woman was attacked by three gay man last night. Two held her down whilst the other did her hair. | |
Joke by kinjoker, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged mugged , gay men - Current Score: 1 - Added: 3 months ago
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