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| A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The priest noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the priest later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, "The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.'" The men would ask, "'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.' |    |
Joke by DDJ, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged mule , mother in law - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
| A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic bliss had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage “Well it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the woman. “We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my mule stumbled. My husband quietly said, 'that's once'. We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more he said quietly, 'that’s twice'. We hadn’t gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time. He promptly removed a gun from his pocket and shot the mule. Well, of course, I started to protest over his treatment of the mule. He looked at me and quietly said, 'that’s once'..." | |
Joke by staffer, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged mule , shot , once , marriage , secret - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 27 days ago
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