Sorted by: Highest Scoring | Lowest Scoring | Newest | Oldest
Showing all jokes.
| It's not that men can't multi-task, women are just shit at prioritising. |    |
Joke by happyjoy, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , multi , task - Current Score: 283 - Added: 4 months ago
| If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come my wife can never have an orgasm at the same time as we're having sex? | |
Joke by donkeyjoker, in Sex and shit > Orgasm - Tagged multi , task , orgasm , sex , wife - Current Score: 110 - Added: 3 months ago
| One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah, I want you make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs, anything you want". But God interrupts, "ah but there's a catch this time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, ..... I want 20 decks one on top of the other". "20 decks!......" screams Noah, "...well, whatever you say, should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "..... yep, that's right, well ..... sort of right.......this time I want you to fill it up with water and fish" God answers. "Fish?" queries Noah. "Yep, fish ... well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp, wall to wall, floor to ceiling - carp!" says God. Noah looks to the skies, "Ok, let me get this right, you want a new Ark, 20 stories high, filled with water and fish..........carp?"......."Why?" "Dunno" says God. "I just fancied a multi-storey carp Ark". | |
Joke by staffer, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged multi , storey , carp , ark , noah , god , groan - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
Showing all jokes.
Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 5 queries and 0.01s processing. She's 0.68% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel