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A little bit of Monica on the floor...

A little bit of Jessica on the steps....

Mumbai No 5.
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Joke by MICK THE MAG, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Shootings - Tagged bomb , blew to bits , mambo no 5 , mumbai  - Current Score: 682 - Added: 1 month ago

Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport.

Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12.
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Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged bradford , muslim , terrorists , police , death , mumbai , passport  - Current Score: 325 - Added: 2 months ago

Is it just me or does anyone else think the murder mystery weekend in the Mumbai hotel went too far?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by joecassidy00, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged mumbai , terrorism  - Current Score: 285 - Added: 2 months ago

Things are looking up for 2009. Starting a senior management job with Woolworths, luxury new kitchen fitted by MFI and have just won a holiday to stay at the luxury Taj Mahal Palace hotel in Mumbai.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by albie, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged mfi , woolworths , mumbai  - Current Score: 194 - Added: 2 months ago

A message to the British chav:

Take a look at Mumbai; now that's how you fucking terrorise a neighbourhood!

Not by drinking eight cans of Stella, pissing in someone's garden and running away before the homeowner slaps you, shouting as loudly as you can or by mugging a defenceless old lady for £2.
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Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged british , chav , mumbai , terrorise , stella , pissing , garden , mugging  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 2 months ago

Condolezza Rice is headed for Mumbai............Just what the Indians need:more rice.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by norman, in Religion and racism > Mumbai - Tagged politics , mumbai , terrorism  - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 month ago

Armed men have gone on a rampage in Mumbai, killing many innocent people.

An American tourist, who witnessed the attacks, said, "I'm outraged - my travel agent said I would experience a different culture."
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Joke by colio, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai shootings - Tagged shooting , mumbai , americans  - Current Score: 122 - Added: 2 months ago

The Mumbai terrorists seized most of the hotel with ease, but they were unable to take control of the pool area.

The Germans were controlling it.
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Joke by scallywag, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged germans , mumbai , pool area  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 2 months ago

I don't believe it. Apparently, according to a news report I've just heard, the Mumbai shootings were carried out by a group of Islamic militants.
Get away!
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Joke by Boogaloo, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged islam , mumbai , terrorism  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 2 months ago

Bombay changed it's name to Mumbai. Seems quite apt, since that's what most people were shouting down their phones when they got shot.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by bawbag, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Shootings - Tagged mumbai , last phone call , shooting  - Current Score: 77 - Added: 2 months ago

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