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| Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoiled, Son!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , elephant , mummy , daddy , erection - Current Score: 703 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| "Mummy, mummy, my best freind Jeremy has got a willy like a peanut" "Do you mean it's small?" "No it's Salty" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , willie , peanut , mummy mummy - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| "Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now that I'm 12?" "No David." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , bra , cross dressing - Current Score: 192 - Added: 8 months ago
| There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa." | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged sex , mummy , daddy , baking - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Little boy crying in a Romford supermarket. Man says to him "What's up son?" The little boy replies "I cant find mummy" The man says "What's mummy like?" And the boy replies "Big cocks and Bacardi Breezers". | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged bacardi , mummy , children - Current Score: 81 - Added: 11 months ago
| "Mummy, Mummy! Why do they call me spastic at school?" "Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , spastic , retard , mummy mummy - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?" She replied, "ask your father when she gets home!" | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , rug muncher , carpet licker , a , fish finder , mummy , dyke , woman in large shoes - Current Score: 49 - Added: 2 months ago
| "Mommy, Mommy! Can I go to the toilet?" "Yes, Johnny, I'll take you in a minute..." "Can Granny take me?" "Why?" "Her hand shakes." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged granny , mummy , piss , mummy mummy - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Scouse mum and daughter are washing the dishes "Mum, why are your hands so soft and smooth.. is it because you use fairly liquid?" "No it's because i'm 14" | |
Joke by jazza l s, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scouse , mummy - Current Score: 40 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and says "Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Minutes later he runs back and says, "Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than Daddy's!" The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mummy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" | |
Joke by milo123, in Sex and shit > Nudist - Tagged nude , beach , boobs , mummy , daddy - Current Score: 40 - Added: 7 months ago
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