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| Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoiled, Son!" |    |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged penis , elephant , mummy , daddy , erection - Current Score: 792 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| "Mummy, mummy, my best friend Jeremy has got a willy like a peanut!" "Do you mean it's small?" "No, it's salty!" | |
Joke by Sticky, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , willie , peanut , mummy mummy - Current Score: 223 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| "Mummy, Mummy! Can I wear a bra now that I'm 12?" "No David." | |
Joke by Guest, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , bra , cross dressing - Current Score: 207 - Added: 11 months ago
| Little Johnny went to see his grandad and asked, "Grandad, could you please do a frog impression?" Grandad says, "you what?" Little Johnny says, "can you make the sound of a frog?" Grandad says, "of course I can, but why?" Little Johnny says, "good, because mummy said that, when you croak, we can all fuck off to Disneyland!" | |
Joke by pornstar, in Jokes with no home > Little Johnny - Tagged little johnny , grandad , mummy , frog , croak , disneyland - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 months, 30 days ago
| There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa." | |
Joke by sickfuck, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged sex , mummy , daddy , baking - Current Score: 125 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Little boy crying in a Romford supermarket. Man says to him, "what's up son?" The little boy replies, "I can't find mummy." The man says, "what's mummy like?" And the boy replies, "big cocks and Bacardi Breezers." | |
Joke by mickle, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged bacardi , mummy , children - Current Score: 111 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother...!! | |
Joke by Guest, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged mummy - Current Score: 72 - Added: 11 months ago
| It was my first night in prison and I was feeling a bit nervous. My cellmate was a huge bloke with muscles on his muscles. When lights out came and I was lying on my bunk he said: "Seeing that we're going to be spending so much time together we better be family. What do you want to be, mummy or daddy" "Oh shit" I thought. But, on the principle that it's better to give than to receive, I said "I'll be daddy then" "Fair enough" says my cellmate "Now come over here and suck mummy's cock....." | |
Joke by Legless, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jacko , prison sex , daddy , mummy - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| "Mummy, Mummy! Why do they call me spastic at school?" "Shut up and take your feet out of your pockets." | |
Joke by ht, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , spastic , retard , mummy mummy - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A young boy comes home from school one day and says, "Mummy, mummy! What's a lesbian?" She replied, "Ask your father when she gets home!" | |
Joke by dazzstar, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , mummy , dyke , mother - Current Score: 56 - Added: 5 months ago
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