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Microsoft's new Windows advert talks about life without walls...

Surely life without walls is a Window's worst nightmare???
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Joke by Jamieee, in Celebrity and news events > Microsoft - Tagged windows , microsoft , bill gates , muppets  - Current Score: 200 - Added: 1 week ago

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
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Joke by kitkat456, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged miss piggy , kermit , muppets  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's green and smells of pork?

Kermit's middle finger!
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Joke by mefjam, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged kermit , frog , pork , muppets  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

I swear I'm being possessed by the dead spirit of Jim Henson.

I keep hearing voices in my hands.
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Joke by ReigatePen, in Celebrity and news events > Jim Henson - Tagged jim henson , muppets , ghosts , spirit , possession  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago

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