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I've just had a quick sex session with this girl I picked up in the nightclub. I lasted about two minutes then rolled off.

Somewhat disappointed, she said, "Hey, I want you to finish me off."

I've not decided what to do with her body yet.
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Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged murder , murdered , sex , nightclub  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago

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Custurd spent 0.01ms doing 3 queries and 0s processing. She's 0.38% angry.
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