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| I will never forget my old granddad's last words to me.... "You murdering bastard!" |    |
Joke by geemack, in Illness and mortality > Last words - Tagged last words , murder , murdering , grandad - Current Score: 39 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do you call a lesbian Muslim? A fucking godsend. At least she won't give birth to another dirty, stinking, sweaty, ignorant, robbing, cricket-playing, stone-throwing, bacon-butty-dodging, pyjama-wearing, bomb-making, AK47-wielding, terrorist, murdering, democracy-hating, benefit-cheating, lazy, horrible, good for nothing cunt! God bless equal opportunism and freedom of speech. God save the Queen! | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , lesbian , dirty , ignorant , murdering , cunt - Current Score: 24 - Added: 6 months ago
| Merry christmas to all sickipedians, well those who are not out raping, murdering, pillaging, shagging your grandmothers, beating your wife or indulging in paedophilia activities. To those that are, merry christmas for tomorrow. | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged merry christmas , sickipedians , raping , pillaging , murdering , shagging , grandmother , beating , wife , paedophilia , etc - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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